Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
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purplehaze980 0
I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .
jdub28 0
when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?
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Comments (236)
JamesM9794 0
****** public?
fualignment 0
public urination ftw
sux2beU 0
Don't lie, you liked it.
flurffmeister 0
needs moar memory flashy thingy. wait; how do you know how big horse's pee is?
srunano 4
Exactly what came to mind (o_O)?
Rickyretardo 0
I just don't know wat to say.
thoughtcrimeno1 0
say sorcerer's sarcophagus ten times really fast.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Then don’t comment.
956TXking 0
you should of rammed her to show her a lesson....
tamz412 0
you have problems
CallMeHush 1
LOL
eriinbaby 0
ewwwwwwww that's just wrong why would you stare long enough to notice it's a horse sized piss!!
Aussieprincess 7
agreed
katmandont 0
@21 You don't really have to stare long. It's easy to notice. Anyone whose ever been around horses will have that imagery.
lickmyjock 0
I've taken a leak in public too, at least I'm not afraid to admit it. most of you have too i bet.
fualignment 0
the closest to public urination I've done was peeing on my front lawn. does that count?
FYLDeep 26
I think it's easier for a guy to pull it off then a girl.
ninafea 0
I peed underneath a play ground set. It was dark outside and I couldn't hold it in. My friends took pictures. FML
lettertjes 0
Why would you pee somewhere where children will be playing the next day?
FYLDeep 26
Yeah she should have held it in and waited for them to come.
ninafea 0
it was underneath! if you were in my situation you would have done it too! it was either that or in my pants. I don't think the kids would notice anyway
lickmyjock 0
pics please
ninafea 0
With a name like that, no
null_fml 11
What about a name like this? :P
ninafea 0
Haha WIN! :D
katmandont 0
@79 - care to share?
ninafea 0
The pictures? I think they're on facebook
neon_shoes 0
I love you number eighty-eight.
lillypilly35 0
Today, i read a very nasty fml. I can't unread it. FML
luckymay 0
hahahahaa ewwwww