Work, Embarrassing and Funerals: Grave error - FML

Grave error

By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 November 2022 6:10

Would it have been better if the priest were amused with your fall? That wouldn't have been very Jesus-like.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 November 2022 6:10

Would it have been better if the priest were amused with your fall? That wouldn't have been very Jesus-like.

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