Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
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Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
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JenDanielle917 13
And they say our generation is ****** up.
x_KL_x 7
Need to get your kicks somehow even when you're 1000 years old.
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Comments (106)
Cheylea 10
I hope to be doing the same at 90 years old. Sorry OP, old ladies need entertainment too.
SinisterMedic 0
Old people have earned the right to terrorize us youngins...
Zombie65 0
You really need to be more careful :-p lol
turtlenomnom 0
What a bitch
Se0ul_Fr3sh 0
Lmao! xD Old people like that are always the best! :P
Jamialia 5
Did this happen in the Western Suburbs? They're all a*holes out there.
Se0ul_Fr3sh 0
Lmao! xD Old people like that are always the best! :P
yoshiyakiryu 20
Old people can be hilarious. Y'know, when they're not complaining about today's youth and screaming for no reason.
mrbaka 4
Next time you see the old hag, just kick her walking stick away. Afterwards, apologize and as you turn away give her a nice big smirk.
Ecklcakes 15
Epic win.