Animals: Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided...

By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By smellyhand - 16/12/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML

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By oops... - 19/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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By justin Bieber - 15/06/2015 14:49 - United States - Westland

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

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alexisthename 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:15

Reshape it to look like Jesus and leave for someone else to find.

DogmaT_fml 4

Monday 1 February 2010 23:24

good thing you didnt try to kiss it.

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jamjenni2774 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:36

What in the hell R U on??

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:40

Good thing you got that closer look. Next time you see a little frog, just assume it's dog shit.

FeynmansRainbow 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:41

wow your an idiot.

sushiwashere 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:53

hahhahahahahaha this is the best one i've seen all day.

Loosicles 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:06

What, how do you not deserve this? You picked up a piece of shit without knowing that you picked up a piece of shit.

oopsohwell 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:20

didnt you learn anything in pre-k 101? like poop is poop frogs are animals shit head

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:20

That dog is one hell of a prankster.

sauce31 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:37

you r a ******* retard. holy shit u just should give up

sahar28 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:01

****** DUMBASS

SubjectX 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:05

go get your glasses prescription renewed.

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Alas, poor Kermit

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