By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
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carebearusaf 6

Maybe next time you won't be such a twatdangler, and wait patiently.

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Pleonasm 35

"How long can she stay in there for? Is she handi-crapped or something? I've seen constipated turtles push one out faster than this bitch! Haul ass, woman!" You're not funny and you should mind your business like that OP with the van or the iPad

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DracoSpirita 21

Don't make assumptions about people, and don't joke about people with disabilities. Comments like that usually just lead to making you look like a dumbass or getting hurt by people close to the disabled. In your case, the former. YDI

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ICastillo 24

You're not funny and you should feel bad about your horrible jokes. If you're a guy you are lucky he didn't whoop your ass.

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hateevryone 14

Dumbass I bet you'll think twice about doing that now.

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lambda_fml 40

Well I sincerely hope you apologised afterwards.

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Spectre529 12

This why you keep those comments as thoughts and not spurt them out to random people.

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CheeseHater 23

What a total douche. Who acts in this manner?

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1dvs_bstd 41

Personally, I think it was an innocent enough douchebaggery but still one nonetheless. Someone could be having killer diarrhea or incredibly sick. Patience is a virtue.

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Enslaved 36

OP: Damn! What's taking so long? *pee-pee dancing* Husband: *Stale faced* OP: Did the bitch fall in the toilet and drown? Haha, get it dude? Drowned? (Sorry, this is my first written play)

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sisco2901 20

Even if you didn't know she she was handicapped and he was her husband, why the hell would ANYONE want to listen to the crap that falls out of your mouth to and about people you don't even know in the first place?

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