Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
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Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
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MagnusDeus 24
*line behind OP scatters*
UncleCaitlyn 21
Well, what happens?
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Comments (48)
aimbug 42
At least you could quickly wash the horrible taste away. Hope you're feeling better Op.
limegreenpoopie 31
Well, what happens then?
andrewduncan 16
Is this real life, or is it just Fanta-sea??
gosh_mate 30
Ehhh it sounds unfortunate.. Also, poor cleaners.
MRS_SILVER 11
At least you could then wash your mouth out!
pkypereira 11
I'm going to remember this the next time I drink at a water fountain
BstMode 14
Lol, really hope for OP sake that the water from the fountain didn't direct the Vomir back into your mouth, that sucks anyways though
worldclassrager 41
Well you can refill your stomach with water...that works
HollyQuinn 21
That's horrific.
iAlissa 34
Another reason why I'm mistrustful of public water fountains.