Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML
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Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
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Top comments
kinky44 28
You were topless, they were speechless.
loserman67 36
You probably have a nice rack and made a few guys day - look at it that way...
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Comments (113)
rigley06 12
Pics or it didn't happen?
loganberrybat 11
I'm sorry, what kind of store let's you try in bikinis?!
rebmac_ 1
I'm sure that's happened to quite a few of us.
andrealovvve 17
Why would the topless part of the story matter if it was a boy?
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
WEEEELLLLLLL thats kinda were the cross in cross dressing comes in
eRapper69 10
I would've enjoyed the view
Edumcg 24
At least your country beat up Portgual :)
bffelaberz11 3
OMG that sucks
demotres 7
I feel worse that the OP fell than for the topless thing... I appreciate the female form as much as the next guy, but the degree of lust or rage we're "supposed" to feel at a topless woman is ridiculous. Why does it have to be a thing? Plus a know about as many guys with big boobs than women, these days.
icepick23 12
That's soooooooo hot.........