By ginkobiloba - 29/11/2016 11:01 9 2 1 116 Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 199 You deserved it 1 784 Tweet Share
By Canali18 - 17/09/2016 14:45 - United States - Brooklyn 17 2 9 81 Today, after working a 24-hour shift I was finally able to get some sleep. Not even an hour after falling asleep, I was woken up by my drunk husband humping my leg. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 354 You deserved it 1 107 Tweet Share