Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
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chickchick_fml 0
Okay, but did she say it was a prisoner?
lyndis_fml 0
You moron, do you honestly believe your mother is the only employee of the prison? Yeah. Other people work there too. Unless you're saying there's something wrong with prison employees (which includes your own mother), you're a ******* dumbass.
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Comments (71)
Thhe 0
this is proabably the worst (or is it best?) fml i can remember. FYL indeed
wiserman 0
more like fy dad's life, i'd say.
Icy_fml 0
Women prison guards only work in womens prisons. Can somebody say, lesbian?
smiller0789 3
She's a counselor, not a guard
angiechaton 0
My mom works in a prison... a regular one, not one designated to women. She works with other men as guards and she is a guard herself.
snowstorm_fml 0
Well you should get over it your mother is her own person, she can do what she wants. She doesn't have to things just to keep you and your father happy.
whiners 0
Yeah, if she want's to be a no-good lyin', cheatin' Ho. That,s her own business, Not everybody whose life gets ****** up. Your dad will be better off once he gets over this ****.
youthink_fml 0
Agreed 25. She can't do whatever she wants if she's married. She sounds like lowlife ho. The dad is better off. Maybe now he can find someone with morals.
amberbell 0
SMiller, a little FYI, women can be guards at a male prison.
epaisseur 0
she wasn't a guard though...
romaunts 0
Uhm, so? She probably divorced him, because she wasn't happy with him. Otherwise, she wouldn't have found that much interest in someone else. And it isn't like it's a prisoner or anything. Other people work at a jail. She's an adult. She'll do what she wants. Also, no one said she cheated. You can fall in love with someone else without cheating on your significant other. And their relationship was probably falling or fallen apart already. "You wouldn't have to quit your job in a prison if your dating an employee" That is stupid logic. Many workplaces will /fire/ you if they find out you're dating or hooking up with another employee. "I mean a counsellor leaving for some guy in a prison, sounds like a very smart person." You sound like a small person too, the way you assume she left for an inmate. There are many other people that work at prisons- it is much more likely that it was one of them.
gpstyne 0
kill mom and her new piece of meat, unless it's a hot prisoner chick
killinmesmalls 0
Nebraska represent!
sosadrightnow 4
Find out what your new dads in for! He could steal you stuff!