Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
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Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, my partner had teletherapy early in the morning, so I was in rush to leave the apartment. I threw on clothes, and at the end of the day (at around 3 p.m.) I felt like someone at me a little funny as I was getting off an elevator. I looked in the mirror and realized my leggings had been on inside out all day. FML
Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Use that new energy and outlook to march your ass to the cabinet, grab a needle and thread, and sew that bitch back on even tighter this time.
Emcom 0
Atleast it popped at home rather than at work or something...i once popped a button while weighing in the first time when I joined weight watchers....it was a sign. Lol
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Comments (58)
xMissxMurderx 1
you don't get thinner just by thinking about your plan
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Maybe try actually going in the gym fat ass.
glen12 0
so but thinking of a new diet and workout make you lose weight nowadays? I've heard if exercising you brain, but seriously?
sinzu 0
lmao!!
millionaire93 0
ironic.
elainelovesyou 7
Aw.. poor skirt.
Taryn1014 0
haha fatass
elizabeth705 0
sounds like you should buy clothes that fit, instead of being a fatty who dress like they weren't fat. no one likes a muffin top.
CuttinCowgirl 0
think thin thoughts
angel55033 12
workout in a skirt? not so much. overweight people wearing a skirt? not much prettier of a picture,