By fashionista1787 - 12/09/2011 03:23 - United States
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Awkward......
Haha, old men these days.........
Wait. So using dirty tampons in my garden isn't normal? Shit.
I think I have some crusty socks he can use too...
67, unfortunately, they probably won't get answered. It's very rare that we see an OP comment on their FML, although, when they do, it's such a memorable moment.
67, a simple Internet search using the words 'what natural fertilizer' could bring that up. Some women who use cloth pads or menstrual cups use the water from soaking pads to water their houseplants or gardens, and dump the blood from the cups into a bucket of water to keep it for their gardens
67-All blood works! he has probably buried plenty of little boys in his garden.
Make him some vampire tea
Is it just me, or did anyone else get half a "cub" from reading this? JK JK but seriously that is nasty.
and did u???.....oh do tell fair maiden
Half a cub as in half a boner. >.> lol
138, ahh, see, the reason no one got what you said is because I think you're the only person to ever have referred to an erection as a cub. Good work.
Tyler Ennis as your picture! I love him! Let's go buffalo.
that's disgusting...
Yeah, gross. Who would wash some guy's hair?
54 - Just shut up.
Tell him that Edward Cullen's got dibs on them ready.
And so is your icon :/
Just say u need it for you're garden
We did u?
Y U NO USE GOOD GRAMMER????
That dude has mental problems... And your have to rub his head damn fyl
You*
Comma after "head". FYL are initials which means they are in uppercase. Full stop at the end of your sentence.
*F.Y.L. if we realy need nazi`s
Eyes bees a's troln, pizn off grama nasis.
#6 Well, I'm sure HE enjoyed it.
*** gremmar
I like big fat juicy bratwursts :D
I'm with 54 PLEASE STOP. One correction per comment is more than enough. You're never going to fix the Internet. Please stop trying.
Say no, use them for yourself.
youre nasty.
i think i just vomitted twice in my mouth
Better yet, vomit on your used tampons. I heard it's better than miracle gro. Doesn't smell particularly nice, but your plants will love it.
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Awkward......
that's disgusting...