Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
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Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
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GL1TCH3D 0
No brethalyzer test?
BuhZinga 2
I would think the real problem wasn't the swerving or beer smell but rather the open container. I don't know about Florida but the states I've been don't allow alcohol to be open in the car.
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Comments (153)
jasminea 0
no other way to take a shower :)
hiyourcute 0
Who are you, ke$ha?
hiyourcute 0
Who are you, ke$ha?
jasminea 0
noo... lol
jasminea 0
I was kidding ... :) that's disgusting!
Squirrelx 5
Hmm. That isn't right...
Squirrelx 5
Oh my gosh I get it guys! No need for 16 thumbs down :P The app messed up then crashed when I posted it...
Squirrelx 5
Hmm. That isn't right...
Squirrelx 5
Hmm. That isn't right...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wait... What about sobriety test's, did the cop forget about that If the cop arrested you without doing the field sobriety test (which is standard procedure) well then he's an asshole
HungerGames95 13
he probably wasn't arrested for a DWI it was more than likely the open container was the reason...
brianjman14 23
I think it's kind of dumb that the driver is always responsible. It wasn't his fault that THEY opened the beer. But that's just me.
marud 7
21 - It's called a "DUI" or Driving Under Influence.
Burnbaby 0
This is why you keep the alcohol in the trunk so that the drunk idiots can't open it and get you in trouble.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#95 there is such a thing called a DWI? BTW WTF does DWI means?
WjTrix 0
It's driving while intoxicated.... And it was changed because DUI references alcohol, while DWI encompasses drugs as well as alcohol...
mercurieangel 0
It is also called DWI "driving while intoxicated" if you are going to correct someone you should make sure your right first.
mercurieangel 0
Driving while intoxicated, it's a term that is also used
mercurieangel 0
I believe DUI is used as a general term when you can be under the influence of anything, and DWI is well the obvious you ate driving drunk.
chelsey76 6
In a lot of other places, some here in the states at least, it's called DWI - driving while intoxicated
MangoRico1 1
They thought beer smell was better than that axe spray
capnhananah 0
wouldn't they have to give you a test o see if you consumed alcohol?
ccargill61 0
illegal to drive with an open container
loserman67 36
one again proving "No good deed goes unpunished"
Big_Daddy_Joe 0
Time to get new friends.
spicywatermelon 0
Shitty friends you have.
funkyspacemonkey 0
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