Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was caller number nine on the radio, meaning I technically won the contest. I was too awkward, so they hung up on me. FML
Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML
Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML
Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML
Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML
Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
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Top comments
whadupdoe 0
Hahahaah get an education
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Watch out we've got a genius over here.
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Comments (183)
MigraineurOfLife 15
Winning! No?.. Ok then.
CoreyC07 10
This made my day
omarecer 3
LOL
Calyx_fml 22
It's useless without the air amp.
mikeymayhem_87 15
It could be an acoustic?
TheNewGuy03 29
Hmm, so... Did you yell over the air or did you yell over the air? :D |the kid|
TheSofaKing 7
Don't worry OP, in the past, I have won muffler bearings, blinker fluid and monkey grease.
mackenzie666 17
That's so cool. Wish i had one. lol
anettes 7
what? i didn't get this one.
Zomg_Okay 27
Playing air guitar is playing an imaginary guitar. The OP thought they'd actually won a guitar.
anettes 7
oh wow, thanks. thats kind of mean tho.
Colbertrox811 5
I once tried out to "play air guitar" in an elementary school play. I told my older sister. She told me "you don't even know how to play regular guitar! How do you expect to do it in a play!!!!!"
ohcrapitscurtis 8
That is hilariously awesome dude. Congratulations!