Family and Weird: Intruders!

Intruders!

By wtf babe? - 29/06/2020 14:02

Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML

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Dealbreaker

By trapped - 01/05/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, it’s only been a few months but I’m seriously considering leaving my husband. His kids were fine during weekend visits, but now that they live with us they’ve become absolutely insufferable fucking monsters. He won’t discipline them, and when I try they, tell the most awful lies about me. FML

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Great parenting

By not my responsibility - 05/10/2021 07:59

Today, my sister is upset that I won’t upturn my entire life by letting her kids stay at my house 4-5 days a week. She decided to move in with her boyfriend after one month, before even introducing him to her kids. Now he’s decided he doesn’t like the kids, so she wants me to keep them. FML

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By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

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Crowded House

By crowded - 20/05/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to his parents' house for the weekend. He didn’t tell me until after we’d arrived that all his siblings and their SO's would also be coming. His parents live in a 2 bedroom, one bath house. So far there are 16 people here and he’s refusing to drive me back home. FML

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Are you my mommy now?

By Anonymous - 01/10/2022 09:00

Today, after I offered my boyfriend of a couple of months to come stay at my place for a few days, he turned up with suitcases… along with his 2 children, who he'd never mentioned having before, despite one of them being a toddler. They seem intent on staying a while, so I'm wondering what to do now. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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Home sweet home?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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Just no!

By W…… - 04/09/2021 05:01

Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML

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Life imitates art

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 10:00 - United States - Franklin

Today, the mother of my children and partner of 13 years told me she is leaving me for her boss. I'm currently sitting in the living room with our two kids and her mother. Everyone here is half of her. We moved 1000 miles away from all of my family and friends 8 years ago. I think I might be living in a sitcom. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 29 June 2020 14:57

Why did they need to live with you? Are they all homeless, or was it out of convenience when the lockdown came into effect? It was pretty disrespectful of him to go behind your back like that, so you need to sit down with him, and find out why he didn't say anything. Also, your daughter shouldn't have to share a bed with anyone, cousins or not, especially if they're older. If his family are homeless, you and he will have to compromise, and work out the best way to keep everyone safe and happy. If they are there out of convenience, or some other reason, kick him out along with them, and don't let him back until he realizes the risk he put you and your kids in during the middle of a global pandemic, and apologizes for his actions.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 29 June 2020 18:55

do it or give them the boot

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 29 June 2020 14:57

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 30 June 2020 1:52

Agreed. You and the kids shouldn't leave, everyone else should - including your husband. That is a huge betrayal of him not including you and your kids (they should have a say too) in this decision. If they won't leave willingly, consult with a lawyer to ascertain your rights in this situation and what you should do next.

samomaha 17

Wednesday 1 July 2020 0:06

Tell the inlaws and your husband that they can get air mattresses for whoever, and that either the guest room or the den reverts back to your use. Floors are fine for sleeping on!

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 29 June 2020 18:55

do it or give them the boot

RichardPencil 30

Monday 29 June 2020 22:27

Sounds like that's part of his plan. If he gets you and the kids to leave, his extended family will not be so cramped. He's a genius for letting you think that's your idea to leave with the kids.