Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was caller number nine on the radio, meaning I technically won the contest. I was too awkward, so they hung up on me. FML
Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML
Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML
Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML
Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML
Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
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Top comments
whadupdoe 0
Hahahaah get an education
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Watch out we've got a genius over here.
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Comments (183)
Bozone 7
Real lucky , I misplaced mine =
Honestly_Lainey 21
OP should've been like "but I already have 3!"
P374RD3D 9
Just put ur hands like this . / . __/ _ And say, "Da na na na na na na now now"
Llama_Face89 34
Aaand now I have the Batman theme stuck in my head.
Shelta957 13
And now because of your comment I have the batman theme song stuck in my head :/
Nwthatzfunny 9
ahhhhhhhh datz to funny
kamikrazy 6
At least you won something. I always lose.
fashionistaelle 3
He didn't win anything, that's the point.
Havin 19
Oh now I get it! I thought air guitar was a game on ps3 or something hehe.
nofearjenshere 12
If it was, then why would it be an FML?
The_Troller 14
Herp derp derp
AngiLaLa1 2
It's times like this a sarcasm font is needed for people who... Just don't catch on to things
Havin 19
I thought the DJ was implying that he was stupid is all, which is why I thought he posted the FML. Now I know not to post my first thought... Oh crap.
demonmonkey 13
At least OP didn't buy an air guitar...
wlddog 14
I bought mine on eBay
asiandude801 4
Like that one fml where the kid bought one for $20 at school
aquaeyedsiren 0
please allow me to play you a sad song on the world smallest air violin...
A7x4REVer 3
Aaaaaah I see what you did there xD
HannahWho 8
I am sure they are going to replay your air guitar scream over and over again. It happened to my friend on a local station. She made a dumb request (on a rock station) for a Hilary Duff song. -_- They played her voice on air for days!
a_lenzmeier 11
A rather fine example of the "Here's your sign" specimen. I do say these rare creatures are are exquisite.
elerbears 9
nice!! way to go! im sure you will be amazing at it!