Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was caller number nine on the radio, meaning I technically won the contest. I was too awkward, so they hung up on me. FML
Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML
Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML
Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML
Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML
Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
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whadupdoe 0
Hahahaah get an education
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Watch out we've got a genius over here.
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Comments (183)
jmoreno 4
Cool maybe not u can start a band
youngbuck10 9
Did you know that gullible sounds just like the word oranges?
nofearjenshere 12
It does?? Why did no one ever tell me this?
SirSquishyPants 1
Also if you say the word greenbeans really slow, it also sounds like gullible.
Havin 19
Lol how is this an FML? I'm pretty sure he/she was just trying to be humorous.
perdix 31
Choose an Air Gibson Les Paul. It's got a great sound, even if you have to tune it a bit more frequently in damp weather.
Enslaved 38
Great! Now your comment is making me sing that "Once Bitten, Twice Shy" song because it mentioned a Les Paul in its lyrics! :P
BunBunBabe 8
Hahaha maybe you should have listened for what you were trying to win beforehand??
rasthmus 12
the sad part is that 9 other people called in as well
Crimsos 4
Dude! I just won some free air-drums! Let's start a band!
mikeymayhem_87 15
I have an air bass guitar!! Can I join your band?!
TehProRussian 4
I would ask to join, but my air mic recently broke. never play in space...
perdix 31
Oh, and make sure you call ahead to make sure the station had the air guitar you want. It would suck if you go all the way to the station to find out your chosen model is on back-order.
memob123 0
Alright now
tj4234 36
make sure you don't knee yourself in the face or anything. Those things are dangerous!
lotrgeek 10
Did you then sell it to the teenage boy from the other FML for $20???
billybob1890 10
WOW!