Intimacy: Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap,"... - FML

By Allie - 03/06/2010 18:58 - United States

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Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By whoops - 25/05/2014 21:23 - United States - Spring Hill

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Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2021 23:01

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Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML

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Whatsapp? Not much

By Cat - 12/04/2019 19:00 - Greece - Athens

Spicy

Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML

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I'm a weirdoooooo

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML

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Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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Ah, puppy love…

By Unlovable - 22/07/2019 04:00

Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML

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Gerblat 0

Friday 4 June 2010 1:22

Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Krajjan 9

Friday 4 June 2010 1:27

Could be a good thing. He might be interested in you now.

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teacher411 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:22

I don't know about your iPhone but mine corrects based on common usage. What does that say about what you commonly type??? Haha

glenncronin4 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:42

anal is good:)

happy_animal_lov 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:47

I need a nap. I need anap. I need Ana p. all typed on my iPhone without any anal. so ydi for talking about anal so much your iPhone autocorrects to it. or for lying on fml.

shepaintsmusic 6

Friday 30 July 2010 10:35

the word anal was achieved on my iPod touch the first time I saw this FML however it does change it to snap now.

honeybee366 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:49

what did he reply?!

VforVegi 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 7:17

bullshit

KrzYlndiaN95 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:08

hey u didn't type i need anap u typed I need anao so that's y it changed it to I need anal

meneedlove 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:39

lol your life is not fu**ed, but probably you soon will be :P guess how... :P

mrzero 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 10:21

you realy need one???

sassykiwi101206 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 11:29

Lol, you life does not suck it could be a hell of a lot worse. Quoting the simpsons ha ha

Filmer303 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 18:02

mine changes tired to kinky....idk y but it's anoying!!! aaand can be akward lol

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