Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML
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Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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junkinmahcranium 0
Get any extra points? :D
McA513M 0
Dude, how does a word as simple and plain as 'myself' bother you? Just curious... (#2)
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Comments (113)
plexico 4
The sad part is that it is almost certain that if there were male judges, they'd be gay! If your **** are 7.0 or better (or 4.5 or better on the old 6-point scale) please send pictures!
Mallory0 0
Haha! I had the same thing happen to me a couple years ago, except it happened to me in competition right at the end of my solo. I was doing a combination spin, finishing with just a back spin and when I was about to end, I felt something snap. As soon as I stopped spinning to get in to my final pose, it flew off, but I caught it in time. Haulters blow. NEVER get ones with snaps to hold it together. I never wore the dress again
shmaller 0
10 out of 10!
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
I hope you have nice ****.
tronner 0
why did I always think ice skaters wore "nude" colored leotards under their dresses so this exact thing didn't happen. either way - that sucks and I'm sorry :)
redoleander 0
Um. . . try wearing a bra or something? That's what they're for. . . YDI!!
Emma_91 0
It's impossible to wear a bra with most dresses.
itsokay_fml 0
#41 you're an idiot, you can't wear bras with halters. also that sucks ass i'm very sorry
icesk8123 0
its not impossible to wear a bra with skating dresses, if it was custom like she said then shes the dumbass for making it halter so YDI
Emma_91 0
The point is making the dress fit the music. And it's not only a halter dress, I've got a regular dress that i still can't wear a bra with.
icesk8123 0
I don't think having a halter top helps "fit" the music, and if she was testing moves there was no music, so yea dumbass
Emma_91 0
Did she say she was testing moves? She could've used the word "move" to mean her first element. And seriously do you think most people expect this? Some people never wear bras while skating.
peptomax 0
you get 10's?
Brah_fml 0
did you get a perfect 10.0?
cartering 0
No one who participates in competitive figure skating would be caught dead being identified as sk8tergurl. For one thing, sk8ter refers to a completely different sport - and one that is largely looked down upon by figure skaters
yesleknikki 0
i agree with #18 10 and up!!! :)
mils_fml 0
Did the judges like it?????