Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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junkinmahcranium 0
Get any extra points? :D
McA513M 0
Dude, how does a word as simple and plain as 'myself' bother you? Just curious... (#2)
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Comments (113)
teebonehead 0
I would have given you a ten .
theycallmecarl 0
i'm going to more ice skating competitions now.
yaktazuki 0
If the judges were all guys...........then you'll make it
IHateXbox 0
Oh wow, FYL. I happen to be a figure skater, too. Testing is ridiculously nerve racking and screw ups always make it worse. Especially with the higher levels. Hopefully you at least passed your test, otherwise you not only showed your goods to the judges, but you'll have to take a more difficult test to get to the next level
SeaCoyote 0
1. Pics or it didn't happen 2.**** are a beautiful thing and nothing to be ashamed of. Specially considering you're an athlete so you body is probably fantastic. If they took points away it was only cause they're jealous saggy tittied old wenches.
nonotme 0
YDI for figure skating.
PerfasarusRex 3
^I bet you anything this is a hockey player
okenter 0
5.1, 5.2, 5.1, 5.1, 5.0, 5.1 for performance, 6.0, 5.8, 5.8, 5.9, 6.0, 5.6 for artistic. Lousy Russian judges always deduct too much.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
I second the going to watch more figure skating comment
itssnotfunny 24
So did I. I was expecting someone to explain how figure skating clothes are made and have the sheer top to keep that from happening or something like that.
itssnotfunny 24
So did I. I was expecting someone to explain how figure skating clothes are made and have the sheer top to keep that from happening or something like that.
Jarlais 0
You know what would be really gross? If this was really a dude. Lol
trox_fml 4
hahahaha
soccerboy101 0
LOL #23 he's right the judges' bodies prolly aren't as gods as yours