Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML
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Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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junkinmahcranium 0
Get any extra points? :D
McA513M 0
Dude, how does a word as simple and plain as 'myself' bother you? Just curious... (#2)
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Comments (113)
thewoozy1 0
lmao...i'm a figure skater, how did you manage that one? did your dress not have a clasp at the back?? that's too funny.
icyfirefox18 0
Actually, a dress where you pull the neck over your head with no clasp would probably be more secure. They hurt after a while though. As a skater and a judge I can say this: most judges are very understanding about it, so don't worry. Similar things happen more often than you think. Anyone watch the compulsories at Euros? Finnstep mishap with one of the Russian ice-dance teams; her clear strap broke on a beautiful strapless cut dress and guess what everyone saw all over the world at the end of their run through? Chin up. All you can do is laugh it off.
Darkon 0
I think I have to look up some video on that!
Emma_91 0
I would've loved to see peoples' responses to that lol The next day some Russian newspapers said something along the lines of "...at least the world knows we have the most beautiful girls". I just feel really bad for her. Argh I hate that Finnstep music. Just saying XD
shirvon100 0
hay was it cold in there lol
hunguponyou 0
that is why you rarely see the pros wearing halters.
AlexZB 0
hopefully youre well endowed
mclovein 0
you win!!!!
Sydskate1994 0
im sorry as a former figure skater i can say i have never met a judge that would take that lightly. I hope you now safety pin your halter tops!
DomyDamsy 0
yah i would give that a perfect score
michiness 0
Why on earth were you wearing a halter top while figure skating?!
nickkokay 0
Haha, that's embarrassing.. I'm a judge for ice skating, and I've never had that happen to me, and I can't really imagine how the judges would've taken it. What element did you fall over going into? Was it a spin, or a jump? It would be unfortunate if it was a spin because those falls hurt like anything..
blondie97 0
I'm a figure skater 2! and at least you didnt' have to take your pre-juv three times! ya that happen to me! it was kinda funny though