Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Skated away
Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Crashing down
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Graceful
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
I hate dancing
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Elaine?
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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junkinmahcranium 0
Get any extra points? :D
McA513M 0
Dude, how does a word as simple and plain as 'myself' bother you? Just curious... (#2)
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sk8rgurl1301 2
I'm also a figure skater...yea halter dresses are bad. Didja pass? :P but yea i fractured and sprain my ankle and i was supposed to test on Friday...guess not. and the show is in 4 weeks...I'm out for 6...fun stuff..
jordan75_fml 0
XD that should be some bonus points right there
adoraaaa_fml 0
57 : exposing your boobies for the judges is way worse than retaking pre-juv LOL
JustJess666 0
I hope they graded you according to you bra size lil
caitlyn_skater 0
someones a fail why would u test if you trip you ovbiously not ready to test and ydi for buying a cheep dress
synchroskater16 12
Just because you trip doesn't mean you're not ready to test. Have you ever watched any figure skating event? People fall all the time! Even when they're perfectly ready!
fmlbrooo 0
There's A Way To Get Votes.
006ruler 0
so you auto win, right?
Staige40 0
so you passed?
travis_08 0
I'l give that. 10 outa 10 :D
aubzdall 6
High score!