Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML
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Today, I was working in the box office. A group came in for tickets but wanted to pay individually. One paid $40 for a $25 ticket. Laughing, I reached for the calculator while saying, "I went to public school, so I can't do math." They didn't laugh. They were all teachers in public schools. FML
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swift07 4
wait huh she got mad cuz you gave her an extra dollar by mistake :-/
furburger 0
Doesn't the cash register tell you how much change to give? You may want to reconsider your major if reading 4 (four) numbers on a screen is confusing.
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iSolDyourSouL 0
Dude... Fail... YDI
Talia_91 13
I guess no user here has worked on a register, those bills could of stuck together not that the OP can't count or is dumb
rampatmonkey 7
I don't know about you, but I don't keep my 1 dollar bills in with the 10s.
0opsie 6
Mistakes happens, but be more careful. At least she gave it back.
FineRastaFellow 0
So what?? u made a simple innocent mistake...Jah Live n go on with ur Ass Pussy Calculation Sir! Keep learning more! Peace! :-)
mudboggin96 0
ok so ur an ap calc student that couldnt figure out change correctly and got called out for it. sounds like a perfect " u deserved it " to me, sorry
hghiPigh 0
you're a moron for taking offense at that woman's ignorance. arithmetic is not math.
boopityboppity 11
The introductory sentence on the Wikipedia article: "Arithmetic or arithmetics is the oldest and most elementary branch of mathematics..." I take offense at your ignorance.
Sammara 0
Why are you pointing out that you're an AP Calculus student? Though anyone can make a math mistake (even people in high level math classes), that isn't exactly a good defense here. It also has nothing to do with her comment about "schools nowadays."
zenti 2
Seems less like bragging and more like, "Oh crap, and I'm an AP Calculus student! Facepalm." At least that's what I got from it.
Xgabe_thekingX 0
ur on fml not fail blog but many next time
furburger 0
Someone needs to practice what they preach.
Lolzords 11
Doesn't the amount to give pop up when you key it into the register?
ninjasaurous 0
Fail.