Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, one of my fourth-graders came up to me and asked, "Can you please not put my test grades in the weekly folders? My mom likes to get mad when I get below a 90." FML
Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML
Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML
Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
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Top comments
mikeike518 0
Well you failed hard. Student Win!
TanyaTwoTits 0
Seriously.
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Comments (86)
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Oh, Doctor Who references, how I adore you. Exterminate!
PageantGirlXOXO 16
49: I get it now! thanks :)
yusaku02 20
lol north carolina
Oz87 5
they cudve cheated,u shud mark the back if its empty...ive done it b4 with a teacher...
MitchellK 3
Well he is from North Carolina
BDiZz710 0
Can you see this arrow --->epic fail
frank678 7
it'd be really funny if this was the same teacher who also called the principal's daughter a bitch.
Just1Ash 10
At least you didn't "take an arrow too the knee" lol
DonnyGraf 2
You may honestly be the stupidest teacher in history... Hope your not a history teacher.
lexiieeex3 32
You should just stop teaching.