Kids: Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no...

By me - 04/08/2012 19:14 - Canada - Debert

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML

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By Mary Kathryn - 22/04/2012 12:09 - United States - Fremont

Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a "fat girl's bike." FML

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By NoBikesForYou - 26/09/2013 22:56 - Israel - Ramla

Today, I was showing my 6-year-old son how easy and safe it is to ride a bike. I didn't notice a pebble, bust up my leg, and my son is now terrified of bicycles. FML

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Didn't see ya there!

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 19:10 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was outside talking to my new neighbor. I was gesturing while talking and didn't notice the little kid riding her bike coming our way. I ended up accidentally smacking her in the face and knocking her off her bike. Apparently she's my new neighbor's daughter. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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Not-so-biker chick

By Kris - 24/09/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML

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Great parenting

By clutzymama - 10/07/2015 04:27 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML

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By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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By jazz - 22/01/2010 08:11 - France

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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By karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

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Saturday 4 August 2012 23:21

I don't think she's gona let you teach her again

Mikeskinner 7

Saturday 4 August 2012 23:20

Dear god, don't worry OP! It was an accident and you both learned from it, don't worry! I'm sure you haven't scarred her! (:

Comments

OneLessScarecrow 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:22

Accidents happen!:)

Nanael_fml 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:31

You're suppose to run along side her dumbie

Santa_Claauz 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:53

He's tying to teach her how to ride.........accidents happen............

snowhitee 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:26

Lol this has happened to me as a kid!

Lahawalala 3

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:30

YDI only because everybody knows when teaching your child to ride a bike you don't scar them physically, you scar them emotionally/mentally by lying to them saying you won't let go and then let go.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:33

well that's not a good start...I think she'll ask for the training wheels again...

steelflax 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:04

Should have been on afv

bimonthly 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:17

time to get a scooter

SimplyEerb 3

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:26

The best way to make a child fear bicycles for the rest of her life.

trmntr 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 6:13

Ahh. We've all done that one way or another to our children. They get over it.

banan001 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 6:14

WOW perhaps you should hand the teaching reins over to someone else; actually anyone else, even the hobo down the road, must have been a bloody big push to make her GI over the handlebars!!!!! Poor child!!!