Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend, and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our "great relationship" for over an hour. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML
Today, I explained to my husband how much it bothers me when he constantly talks about one of his coworkers. He listened closely, never interrupted me, and seemed genuinely sorry afterwards. While he was consoling me and telling me that he'll stop, he called me by her name… three different times. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, I've always needed to share stories about things that made me upset to my boyfriend, and I thought he was my safe place to do so. I've always talked to him, and so has he. If he got upset, he'd tell me what's bothering him. Now he says he doesn't like it because I always talk to him about it. Now I have no one. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
I bet you remember at least one thing that he did that annoyed now? ;-)
maybe_tomorrow 0
Urgh, why are there so many girls saying that they told their bf's something 'cutely'?
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flinkpamingo 0
Honey, if you don't want to know, don't open the door and don't ask. Guys are literal. You ask, you get told. It doesn't always mean it's a bad thing.
gclunax 0
Oh cmon. So? Oh no! You have annoyed him! Big whoop. This is SOO not an fml
QDogs 0
I hope on his list was that you post retarded FMLs. Did you honestly think you were perfect?
lovesanaix413 0
ydi. did you expect him to say your perfect? your not. if i was you i'd be like 'oh yeah! i remember that! good times *laughs/chuckles*'
vaguereference 0
I could be wrong, but I'm thinking there was probably more to the conversation, such as you asking your boyfriend what kind of annoying habits you have and pressuring him to answer. Either way, I agree with #18.
MobMentality 0
If you ever need to use the adverb "cutely" to describe something, it wasn't that cute.
bubblybrooke 12
netfreak...why not? my then-best friend turned boyfriend (turned ex) was annoying as hell until we got close :P I freakin hated his guts lmfao and then we got close and it changed to a relationship so why is guys getting out of the 'friend zone' hard to believe? happens all the time...
deaditegirl 0
YDI for trying to do something "cutely." It obviously wasn't, and you really should grow a thicker skin and quit whining and fishing for compliments.
lannaz16 0
this is what youre NOT supposed to do now.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
YDI for being a liar...sounds like he wants to base your relationship on honesty...