Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
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Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend, and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our "great relationship" for over an hour. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML
Today, I explained to my husband how much it bothers me when he constantly talks about one of his coworkers. He listened closely, never interrupted me, and seemed genuinely sorry afterwards. While he was consoling me and telling me that he'll stop, he called me by her name… three different times. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, I've always needed to share stories about things that made me upset to my boyfriend, and I thought he was my safe place to do so. I've always talked to him, and so has he. If he got upset, he'd tell me what's bothering him. Now he says he doesn't like it because I always talk to him about it. Now I have no one. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
I bet you remember at least one thing that he did that annoyed now? ;-)
maybe_tomorrow 0
Urgh, why are there so many girls saying that they told their bf's something 'cutely'?
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Comments (93)
alijacket 0
http://whitewhine.tumblr.com/ ... this is not. How the hell did this get approved?
FlyingDutchmen60 0
SLAP HIM!!!!
Einstein714 0
so, he's got a good memory
Tubasaurus 0
I think we need a counter for all of the whiny over-sensitive girlfriend anecdotes that get posted on this site.
letitbe56 0
YDI for lying...love's not about forgetting the things that bother you, it's about realizing they're worth overlooking.
Shyman4ever 0
OP fails, the guy has EPIC WIN written all over him.
Qup 0
my husband is like that. I had an issue I wanted speak with him about( I don't evenremember what it was). he had a list - which he rattled off. I was gobsmacked and walked away. of course you sort of asked for it. not realizing that you're a romantic and he's not he felt like you had just opened a door for him. open an actual door and get rid of him. he's wasting your time.
Finnboghi 0
So basically what you're saying is you're a self-centered, egotistical, narcissistic bitch who thinks of herself as perfect, and will leave her husband if he disagrees? And you want others to be more like you? ...Ya, 'cuz that's what we need more of in the world. And as for your idea of keeping track of both, I think it would be a good idea. Keep track of the ratio. Might be interesting to see which is the whinier sex. And finally, someone put a lot of work into the reply function. Learn to use it.
Qup 0
oh and tubasauraus: if you're going to do that, then be fair and keep a list of their whiney male counterparts.
xavierdevoy 0
People are so god damn stupid. OP you set yourself up for that one.
IGoRawrrx3 0
Yet another whiny girlfriend trying to get pity for something she clearly set herself up for. Eh. Fail.