Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend, and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our "great relationship" for over an hour. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML
Today, I explained to my husband how much it bothers me when he constantly talks about one of his coworkers. He listened closely, never interrupted me, and seemed genuinely sorry afterwards. While he was consoling me and telling me that he'll stop, he called me by her name… three different times. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, I've always needed to share stories about things that made me upset to my boyfriend, and I thought he was my safe place to do so. I've always talked to him, and so has he. If he got upset, he'd tell me what's bothering him. Now he says he doesn't like it because I always talk to him about it. Now I have no one. FML
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Jimboom 12
I bet you remember at least one thing that he did that annoyed now? ;-)
maybe_tomorrow 0
Urgh, why are there so many girls saying that they told their bf's something 'cutely'?
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Comments (93)
sentran89 0
I think its nice that you can date knowing and acknowledging each other's flaws, it means it will probably last.
Nightfallz 0
I remember this being done before recently. therefor ydi for non origional material
detrockgirl 0
cutely isn't a real word.
honeyishrnkdakid 2
cutely. (n.d.). Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Retrieved August 11, 2009, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cutely –adverb in a cute, charming, or amusing way; cutely: In this type of movie the boy and girl always meet cute.
gross__ 0
omg, stop whining. atleast you have a boyfriend. who obviously loves you, if he's still with you after all those annoyances.
TotallyAwesome 0
If you don't love somebody with their weaknesses, then you don't really love them. You're a dumb bitch for thinking that this is a bad thing.
ichwillkeinengel 0
Every time I read an FML where someone describes themselves or what they were doing as being cute, sexy, pretty, or seductive, I give it a YDI.
annamg 0
There's nothing wrong with him thinking you have flaws, but he didn't need to rattle off a list like he was proud of it.
arsewipe92 0
YDI for expecting a cutesy answer in return from someone with a penis.
Coprophobia 0
@69 hahah, nice one.
giganticbrain 0
I agree, excellent one. But seriously, you do in fact deserve this. Why in hell would you ever say something like that? That's just an asshole statement.
in_wonderland 1
why the **** would you say that in the first place? that isn't cute at all, i would be offended.
C00kiES_fml 0
DUDE that is totally ****** UP! shit man i would have said "ummm uuuuhhhh i dont think so you noe what no no no we r ******* DoooooooooooooonE"