Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/10/2014 04:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML

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How shocking!

By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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Creepy

By dogless - 15/10/2019 06:00

Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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Are friends electric?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 12:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML

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By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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Classic canine move

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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Dog's dinner

By Bad Pet Sitter - 27/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, it's been a week since my brother asked me to watch his dog while he's on a business trip. I let his dog out to do his business, and he ran right in front of a pickup. The driver didn't stop in time, and crushed the dog's head. I went to check on him. He's dead, and I will be too when my brother gets back. FML

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Countersuit

By SientoBenteCar - 11/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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Enslaved 36

Thursday 2 October 2014 12:38

Good! Now you'll know how your dog feels if you chose to use such a cruel device. There are much better ways to train your pet than shocking them to obey.

itwontvalidate 18

Thursday 2 October 2014 12:33

that's just stupid

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xTwinkies1 14

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:26

Karma is a bitch huh

TobiasF 3

Sunday 5 October 2014 5:38

Lol made my day

Korilakkuma 5

Sunday 5 October 2014 13:15

You deserved it for using a shock collar on your dog. Seriously what's wrong with you?

Ebbzyboy12345 16

Monday 6 October 2014 7:26

If you've got a shock collar for your dog you deserve it-you sadistic ****

cutiegirl12326 17

Monday 6 October 2014 20:59

So sad

baileybean654 11

Tuesday 7 October 2014 21:52

YDI for actually owning shock collars!

RayvenWhite 12

Wednesday 8 October 2014 15:38

Gotta love irony and you deserved it 100%.

MissGoodbye 12

Wednesday 8 October 2014 22:26

YDI because shock collars are cruel.

spekatan 10

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:16

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A SHOCK COLLAR FOR YOUR DOG??? ?? help the poor dog...

cdncw 20

Thursday 23 April 2015 23:48

Deserved it, same reason as the other comments.

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