Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML
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Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, it's been a week since my brother asked me to watch his dog while he's on a business trip. I let his dog out to do his business, and he ran right in front of a pickup. The driver didn't stop in time, and crushed the dog's head. I went to check on him. He's dead, and I will be too when my brother gets back. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
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Enslaved 38
Good! Now you'll know how your dog feels if you chose to use such a cruel device. There are much better ways to train your pet than shocking them to obey.
itwontvalidate 18
that's just stupid
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Comments (141)
jmcr 27
Everyone chill out the shock collar isn't a torture device. It doesnt hurt the dog. I'd been shocked my one before and it didnt hurt if anything it just scares the dog. I have 2 beagles without the shock collar and a fence they would be running away constantly!!! They have learned to stay away from the fence at a certain distance now. But once in a while someone will forget to close the hate and they have ran off to hunt a rabbit before with the shock collars on. To remind those reading these dogs are beagles who are breed to hunt for rabbits and are used as hunting dogs as well.
cheshireau 26
I just love irony
bunny409 14
shock collars are an absolute LAST resort. ydi
whatthefhumanity 7
YDI for being such a cruel piece of shit and using a shock collar on your dog in the first place.
Saikon1357 25
Kinky
Joshery 14
How do you do that?
BeepBeepSwerve 9
Many PETA folks are commenting...
apk892 7
As a dog owner, I object to using a shock collar. It's cruel and all it does is teach the dog to be afraid, resulting in an unstable dog. There are a million ways to correct your dogs behavior without hurting it and that result in a much happier and healthier dog.
starbucks_girl 6
You have a shock collar! That's awful.
apk892 7
YDI for using a shock collar on your dog
fuckoffnow 4
I have used shock collars on my dogs for years the only way it will hurt them is if you crank the shock level all the way up ( I have never done that) but other than that it is just an unpleasant vibration
Mr_Mole 24
It's still cruel. Teach them in a positive way.