Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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Top comments
angryseatroll 5
Wow. Stupid. YDI. Unless you were driving how could you forget? And if you were going to meet him anyways you still needed to talk on the phone. Instead of talking to your mom. Don't focus only on your BF. Parents need attention too.
untalented1 0
how is it still ok even if he takes them off? they're your favourite jeans...
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mylifesucksoften 0
I wanna know your moms reaction!
Wanton_Rhapsody 0
YDI for being so self-absorbed that you forgot the presence of another human being. Especially since it sounds like she was driving you to see your boyfriend. Otherwise it was clearly a joke so it's not an FML anyway.
ashiedeanilz 0
why are all these people saying if her mom has to drive her there she's too young to be having sex? 1: she could've been driving her mom somewhere to save petrol 2: in some countries, people only get their driver's license at 18 THINK
georgie_sweetypi 0
mmm in England you have to be 17...
Kel_x 0
And also, in England you have to be 16 to have sex. So she can be old enough to have sex, but too young to drive.
capital_seven 0
I'm confused...16 or 17? @_@
xkat356 0
So either you were talking on your cell phone and driving, or your mom was driving and you forgot she was there, which makes you a complete dumbass. Either way you look at it, YDI.
mystery_monkey 0
@#103: wait, you have a set age to have sex???! how is that monitored? O.o
x32619 0
thats something i would do
markiss724 0
uh. i don't think some people get it. first off, in the UK you HAVE to be 18 or older and even then you have to take a rediculous drives test. Anyway is 18 too young? no. and another thing. We are american living in England so to us, MOM is spelled correctly with an O. I got your back Leah.
Musicismylife92 0
What did your mom say?
aRaven007 0
hahaha nice
dELiA14 0
did ur mum know u were "sexually active" if not then this is a... different :) way to let her know about that If she did know, What's the big deal?