Today, I was talking to my boss about her children. She told me she didn’t want them to develop any problems by letting them sleep with the light on. I didn’t tell her last night I slept with the light on because I’m scared of ghosts. FML
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Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, my daughter’s sleepwalking has been so bad that none of us has slept more than a few hours a night in weeks. We took her to a pediatrician, who referred her to a sleep clinic for children that has no openings for 6 months. My boyfriend is convinced my house is haunted, scaring the other kids. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, I couldn’t sleep because the hall light was too bright. Someone left their room; I waited for them to return so we wouldn’t cross paths. I got up and went for the light, only to find them peeing naked with the door open. In a panic I flipped any switch, which made the hall brighter, then ran. FML
Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, I woke up in sleep paralysis, hallucinating the sight of children hanging from the ceiling. Now I'm scared to sleep. FML
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purplestuff_fml 0
I always sleep with the lights on :(
panda_rectum 0
Don't worry, Capser is the friendly ghost!
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Comments (173)
Ohnoitslindsay 0
And they can't get you in the light?
neverland_fml 0
Sleeping with the light on doesn't give kids problems. Having a TV in the kids room and letting them watch it whenever they want gives them problems. Violent video games give kids problems. Too much sugar and a improper diagnosis of ADD gives kids problems. She's a stupid bitch for having her priorities wrong. :(
CaptainCrow 13
Violent video games don't do a damn thing unless they are like 5. ADD is very real (however I understand that it's over diagnosed). And letting kids watch tv, unless right before bed isn't bad either.
Host2phats 21
video games mainly violent ones have been scientifically proven to increase brain functions, enhance reaction times, and give you a better ability to point things out that don't belong or are out of the ordinary
InfiniteSunshine 32
Also, sleeping with the light on does cause problems. Even with your eyes closed, your brain still sees the light so it thinks it's daytime and never goes into a full deep sleep to gain restfulness. This causes exhaustion and decreased brain function, which lowers everything from your reasoning skills to your immune system and can even cause depression.
Jemish 0
You know ...........ghosts aren't afraid of light. They might still show up. Anytime, day or night.
fatfaceunited 0
just so you know, ghosts aren't afraid of the dark. They will haunt when the lights are on as well as when they are off
fish1806 0
and u are how old???
grlwitperlEring 0
i'd say the username is pretty appropriate...
colortherainbowx 0
Grow some ******* balls, man. Pussy ass. Ghosts aren't afraid of light. They come out in the daytime as well as night. Hey, btw, I suggest playing a fun game called Ouija Board. Go buy it! It's SUPER fun.
jenn03 0
LOL
DizzyDemon0 9
Rofl. I'll hold your hand sweetie :P Also i see no FML here. Just a sad person XD
omglyktotally78 0
How old are you?