Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my husband looked at me and said, "Baby, you're growing a mustache. You want me to edge it up?" No, I don't have that much. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
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Top comments
Janah_the_ENP 0
Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.
therealsuperman 0
he's just jealous because he can't grow one
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Comments (99)
jweezy89 4
Yeah, you're forgetting that if she does that, he'll publicly embarrass her by pointing out that she had to resort to waxing. As he rightfully should. YDI it for being a nasty, hairy, troll.
one2three 0
DO something about it..
yaya1213 6
FYL guys gav no feelings
ACumShot 0
very few guys
SMD_emilyy 1
If you shave it it will just come back darker.
sparklestar69 1
79 sounds like ur talking from experience ha
onnahkay 0
it's not experience it's common sense. don't you shave your legs, underarms, or anything else. and it's common for girls to have them. Just some people have a darker color of hair so it's more noticeable.
setsuna9 25
That....no. That's not true at all. Hair doesn't come back darker or thicker by shaving. Think about it...if you cut your hair halfway, does what is left change? Nope. If you're not removing the entire hair follicle, then you're just shortening hair that is already there. So it wouldn't change the actual hair.
RosiePatosie 0
That's so embarrassing , what a jerk.
DjSyke_909 0
He was probly just jealous that he couldn't grow a good one..
jokesta187 11
dot shave it... it'll come in thicker!! just wax a bitch or get lazor hair removal
purplestar22 0
Old wives tale. Wrong answer, but thanks for playing.
sparklestar69 1
ha is your name Mariah Milnes?
StormTAG 0
Can't take any teasing? Suck it up and be like... "So, you're into girls with facial hair? I'm not sure I could like a guy with such horrible taste in women."