By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
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Janah_the_ENP 0

Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.

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therealsuperman 0

he's just jealous because he can't grow one

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mistletoe_fml 0

FHL for not realizing that women are human beings/mammals just like men. Tell him to grow a pair and get over it.

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nlr 9

say what my sisters say.... it proves I'm more of a man...... it doesn't matter if you like them or what ever

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darlingdontlie 0

Hey, be flattered, he was paying attention to the small details.

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CakeSlicer 0

Haha thats hilarious! I dont think YDI because obviously you didn't know about the mustachr growing. FYL :)

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dt520 4

girls turn me down for having a mustache so get that shit off!

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LouderThanEver 0

Pluck the hairs out, don't shave it. It'll only grow out thick, if is shaven off.

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Smarties49 0

or wax it. that would hurt a bit less than plucking each induvidual hair

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DaveOnDope 4

I went through a time of finding girls with that problem as it seemed the same hormones that caused it made them super horny

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