Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my husband looked at me and said, "Baby, you're growing a mustache. You want me to edge it up?" No, I don't have that much. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
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Top comments
Janah_the_ENP 0
Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.
therealsuperman 0
he's just jealous because he can't grow one
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Comments (99)
FYLDUDEE 3
Haa that's funny:o
FlashBurn 13
That's actually awesome! It means you have a chance at a permanent job as a bearded lady at a freak show! Job security = awesome.
Perksofbeingawal 0
HAHAHAHA, Omg. First fml i've actually laughed at. :')
Selena_is_back 7
When I read the first sentence, I already thought this was stupid. Your life is not ****** up juts because he noticed your man mustache. Just wax it off! As simple as that.
Selena_is_back 7
When I read the first sentence, I already knew this was stupid. Your life is not ****** up just because he noticed your man mustache. Just wax it off! As simple as that.
rattusrattus 19
Aww... who says romance is dead? [/sarcasm]
Kaban 2
Well you should have waxed it, it's hygiene to do so. I'm a guy and I even shave my arm pits, altough at the place where I live not a lot of men do that. And yeah, kissing a girl with a moustache is just gross.
enoughgrace 4
he has an eye for detail!
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
he's a jerk! :(
iSCREAMMM 0
Keep it longer, so you can hairfuck the shit out of him.
Trace01m 11
Just tell him the stubble will tickle just right!