Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I learned why a guy at work hates me when he drunkenly confessed it at a work retreat. Apparently I look like a gay teenager he had a horrible awkward one-night stand with, and every time he sees me he gets mad at himself. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. FML
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
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Lizzi_fml 10
Aren't you classy?
justsayfuck 5
This doesn't make sense at all. So you were talking about how you were so ashamed you kissed a stranger a few night ago and you were so drunk and blahblah and this friend didn't interrupt you? Didn't tell you it was actually him? Furthermore you cannot forget you kissed your friend, but remember he was ugly but still not recognizable as your friend. I don't get it, were you both still/again ******* drunk while having this conversation? It's the only way it makes sense.
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Comments (103)
rlerke 0
thanks legonut, and legonuts number one fan.
HairyHobknocker 0
the "it's funny" joke is funny when legonut does it. anyone else I find quite annoying, do you agree?
justsayfuck 5
This doesn't make sense at all. So you were talking about how you were so ashamed you kissed a stranger a few night ago and you were so drunk and blahblah and this friend didn't interrupt you? Didn't tell you it was actually him? Furthermore you cannot forget you kissed your friend, but remember he was ugly but still not recognizable as your friend. I don't get it, were you both still/again ******* drunk while having this conversation? It's the only way it makes sense.
riverrat82 0
fyl ur a liar
Lisa89 3
I don't get this FML... you were so drunk that you remembered you kissed someone that you remember well enough to know they were unattractive.. yet you didn't even remember who they acually your friend?? That doesn't even make any sense... Do you think you probz kissed random strangers and your friend? Or do you know you only kissed one person... even though you were wasted drunk and didn't know it was your friend... wtf... Seriously.. FML makes no sense... so i'll have to say; YDI
CRUZs_GURL1 0
tell him I had alcohol vision and you are very much a catch but I see you all a great friend and wouldn't want to eff it up easy but you really should try not to be a little ***** and kiss random guys specially not knowing what he looks like.
WhatANoob 0
why would he care if you had alcohol vision?
CRUZs_GURL1 0
that way he can lie her ass off and not make him feel like the ugly or unattractive person he really is
CRUZs_GURL1 0
he/she oops lol
stubby84 0
i can honestly say ive been really drunk and never made out with a random person much less
yourbarbiiedoll 0
lmfaooooo legonut and bend0ver
yourbarbiiedoll 0
lmfaooooo legonut and bend0ver
mysoubriquet 3
I once got so drunk that I ended up making out with a platonic friend for hours all over the bar. There's video.
HeyIsela 0
YDI for getting drunk.
Cassiebangz 0
YDI 4 having an unattractive friend who's a male
CRUZs_GURL1 0
YDI for not recognizing you're own friend