Today, I was talking on my mobile and walking into a grocery store saying, quite loudly, "Time heals all wounds!" right as I passed a woman with significant burns covering her face. I guess I was wrong. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML
Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML
Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
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jgardner12 0
Big whoop, you were talking on the phone. If she cared she can **** off.
katherinebby17 28
that's not really a big deal you didn't know she had burns
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LiveLoveLife_fml 0
Alrighttttt, #60 hit it on the head directly, but to save time and not having you scroll up, I'll recap. #60 said how usually the people in North American only call it a cell phone. Europe, for example, call's it a mobile phone. Mobile because the phone is mobile, you can take it anywhere most of the time. The people who are commenting saying how it shouldv'e been cell phone, have no lives or just don't know, which is fine, just a stupid reason to say YDI... P.S, yes I know I have no life too... so why bother saying, 'Livelovelive, your commenting on that to, so u got no live either.' mmk? thank ya :) Here is #60's original post, perfettt: Alright, to those of you who say "who calls it a mobile?" or clicked YDI for calling it a mobile: It's mainly just North Americans who call them cell phones. Anywhere in Europe, it's a mobile phone. Technically it makes more sense than "cell phone" because it's a phone that can be taken ANYWHERE so therefore it's "mobile". (And a cordless landline doesn't count as a mobile phone because it can't be taken anywhere, there's a limit to how far the signal reaches). Clicking YDI for the OP using the word "mobile" instead of "cell" is like clicking YDI if I posted something and spelled "color" like "colour" or "favorite" like "favourite" because I'm Canadian and we spell those words with "u"s in them. Thanks. =) To the OP: Be a little more careful with talking on your mobile OR cell phone ok? Softer voices are better haha.
PredyJessica 0
shes/hes probably not from America maybe other countries call it mobile o.o" but YDI for talking loud no one wants to hear your life story 3=
ARP_fml 0
Ooohh! nice
xdevotchkax 0
did she notice? DOES IT MATTER?! it's a quite popular figure of speech.
xdevotchkax 0
and it is both a cell phone and a mobile phone. byebye now.
Thomas_94 0
The US is the only place where the term 'cell phone' is used you small minded pricks.
sucks4u918 4
ydi for saying mobile.
soccer_chickk 0
this isn't an fml?
fanceh 10
maybe OP doesn't live in the USA...? different countries have different words for some things. maybe she would click YDI for callin it a cell phone, you ****** trolls.
mikeysayhay 0
Why is this even an FML?