Today, I was talking on my mobile and walking into a grocery store saying, quite loudly, "Time heals all wounds!" right as I passed a woman with significant burns covering her face. I guess I was wrong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML
Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML
Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
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jgardner12 0
Big whoop, you were talking on the phone. If she cared she can **** off.
katherinebby17 28
that's not really a big deal you didn't know she had burns
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Comments (109)
courtneydisney 0
Gotta say, this touches on one of my pet peeves. SHUT THE **** UP when you're on a cell phone. You're an idiot who doesn't know how phones work if you're constantly screaming into it. If everyone around you can hear your conversation, your cell phone skills fail.
meetmyetta 0
how does this show that your life is ******? YLIF
sara942 0
Well, hopefully you'll learn not to broadcast your cell phone conversations to everyone around you, while annoying the hell out of them in the process. YDI
Miss_Tyff 0
"I guess I was wrong"? That's a pretty insensitive thing to say.
bi_chick 0
this FML sucks ass..................im glad that this sight is getting the recocnition (did i spell that right?) it deserves but it seems like the more ppl that join/view this site the more suckie the FML's are...........................this one was just stupid, how did it even pass moderation? i've moderated way better ones that dont even make it to post. WTF!! im with # 12
hugme 0
just because it's not an FML doesn't mean it's a YDI either, people. this website makes people look completely heartless, as though everyone else is perfect and for someone to make a mistake grants the "YDI" so what, because this person didn't look all around to see if in fact a lady with burns on her face was nearby before saying to his/her friend 'time heals all wounds' s/he deserves feeling bad? or is it that s/he allowed hirself to be a victim, so s/he deserved it?
bucka 0
This is rude, My best friend's mother burned her face when she was a child and I think she is the most beautiful lady in the world. She is full of life and would never dream of changing her face for the world. I don't think your story should have ever been published. I'm greatly offended and not just for her but for the lady you have written about as well.
stevenish 0
Voted fml. Seriously at everyone calling it a cellphone... MOBILE - Means that it can move about and doesnt need to be restricted to one place. PHONE - A ******* PHONE MOBILE - PHONE MOBILE PHONE?? Maybe i'm just being an idiot, ******* yanks.
FMLfangirl89 0
#1- who calls it a mobile? cell, or phone...maybe celly #2- this makes you sound like a dick.
Sunny08 0
who do you think you are? u needy bitch...u think by being a jerk people will like you. but look, you were a jerk and STILL no one likes u. i was burned in a car explosion this past summer and almost died. you are a bitch for saying "guess i was wrong" bc people with burns are beautiful outside and inside (unlike you). so y dont you get a life, realize the world doesnt revolve around ur pathetic self, learn up on burn victims and learn to know what we've been through. You should be embarassed for writing this and ur reaction, and u should feel terrible for that poor lady. i hope that this greatly affected you and maybe a heart may form sometime inside of you in ur lifetime