Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
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diGi_fml 0
"Today I was taking the elevator, when I over heard someone calling me an asshole because I took the elevator on the 2nd floor. I am confined to a wheelchair because my lower legs are paralised.FML"
VexDraham 0
thats low man.... just plain low and wrong...
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Comments (46)
evalynmohr 9
What if they were going up? ydi
yakingwakko 3
The elevator was said to be going down. Even if they wanted to go up, taking that elevator would not help because it was going down not up.
antonia10 6
dude, wherever you were going can't be so important that you are going to complain about an extra thirty seconds added on to your elevator ride. You are acting like you own the fricken elevator. And unless you do, you totally deserve it. Get somee patience.
Iellwen 12
What kind of obnoxious jerk takes the elevator not up but DOWN and bitches about someone (anyone) taking it from the 2nd floor? Ah, wait. OP. Goooood job! *pat pat pat* BTW, YDI.
jjmiller1001 17
Hmm, I wonder why they have elevators, it certainly isn't for people like you
night_saint 5
Asshole
just_dandy20 2
Well aren't you just as much of a loser? You couldn't walk down the ******* stairs?
corocoro 30
The old adage to think before you talk exists for a reason.
JoelsLastNight 18
What kind of arse hole would make that comment about a person not in a wheel chair. Dude you deserved that so much cause your one of those people who whing about every little thing get over your self
cmo333 10
Your the asshole.
batliner56 17
I hope you know that elevators where meant for handicap people, not your lazy ass