Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished,...

By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By KO: - 30/04/2014 04:20 - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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Humpty Dumpy

By traumatized - 12/04/2014 18:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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TheLoneWolf87 4

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:58

Coulda had a V8, ************.

Cartain 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:21

Wow, those things must weigh at least two ounces. Who's gonna play you in the movie?

Comments

phatdaddy62 23

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:41

I laughed my Ass Off! Too Freakin' Funny!

lil_lucy23 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:57

Since when was there a Home Depot in France?

AliceC_fml 3

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:09

that's what you get for shopping at Home Depot.

ajaysallthat 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:58

u were in the bathroom and not in the toilet section? that's really hard to explain if u get caught

alexthecutie 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:10

public bathrooms are disgusting espcialy the ones at home depot

Alhan_fml 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:14

This is retarded. How many times have you seen an entire toilet dispenser fly off due to you pulling on the paper, much less seen it hit your head? The toilet paper would rip. Make a more realistic sounding FML, asswipe.