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Dude!

By Alex - 29/05/2017 16:00

Today, my brother, instead of filming me during my very first musical presentation in New York, took 45 pictures of the sexy trumpeter that was two rows behind me. With MY camera. FML

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Same thing different taste

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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You deserved it 4 917

Classic

By jacked - 02/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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You deserved it 4 117

By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 06:37 - United States - Denver

Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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You deserved it 330

By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

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By Weedle - 04/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was at my brother's graduation. His mom was taking pictures of him in his cap and gown, but she got a picture of me sucking off a Coke bottle for a laugh, and she posted it on Facebook. FML

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Lewd

By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML

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You deserved it 512

By rach - 19/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Roy

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Monday 29 May 2017 16:40

Sounds like she should be more concerned than you.

Colon_Man 17

Monday 29 May 2017 16:44

We need the pictures to fully judge the situation.

Comments

Glowworm56 26

Monday 29 May 2017 16:01

Oh, wow, that's not creepy at all--oh wait, it actually is!

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Monday 29 May 2017 16:40

Sounds like she should be more concerned than you.

Colon_Man 17

Monday 29 May 2017 16:44

We need the pictures to fully judge the situation.

Cali 54

Tuesday 30 May 2017 18:30

Pics or it didn't happen.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 29 May 2017 17:42

You can only hear the trumpets and the drums anyways. Besides, the trumpet players are the sexiest musicians ???

species4872 19

Monday 29 May 2017 18:23

That's what brothers do.....

Ed Munson 14

Tuesday 30 May 2017 5:31

And he was thinking of those talented lips, no doubt.

CantTouchThat 29

Tuesday 30 May 2017 15:06

Sounds like he did you a favor.

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