By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
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Cartain 0

Wow, those things must weigh at least two ounces. Who's gonna play you in the movie?

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CallMeHush 0

You hit your head? Be careful... Shit splatters.

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akathebest1 0

Wow man your life is so ******!! - not.

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STYLE_E 0

**** your life as in **** you

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Comentator 0

Its toilet paper people not a lawnmower.

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chrholck 0

I immediately thought of a person taking a dump in one of the exhibit toilets. I got hugely disappointed when I read the rest of the FML.

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perdix 29

I was in Home Depot and I saw in one of the stalls that someone had taken a dump on the floor right next to the toilet. So, I am glad you got bashed on the head. YDI for ******** on the floor!

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thatsthegirl 0

#17 OMG I worked in a hardware store and we did find shit in a display toilet! How can someone take a shit in a display toilet and staff not notice! LOL no wonder we lost a lot of tools to theft!

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lil_lucy23 0

lol - I've seen little kids shit and piss in display toilets. they don't know better... it's their parents who don't watch them.

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Shmeaty 0

the real kicker here is: how did that dispenser hit him in the BACK of his head?

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ColdGold 6

Yeah! How did you hit yourself in the back of the head? Next time, try tearing the paper off of the roll first.

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Ariel881 0

Hahaha! I did that once, but at a grocery store....and I didn't poop, only peed.

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