Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
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semmita 0
umm, your dog is a smart dog
busdrivertohell 0
I believe without all this technology, all these poor people would have to be stuck listening to their own thoughts. Where would the world be?
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Comments (191)
Quails 0
why don't you put it on your bathroom counter? it's definitely your fault for putting it right beside the water when a large, not as intelligent creature could, at any moment, knock it in. I like your dog by the way
fntsyreality 0
I once left my iPod in a pocket of a pair of shorts. I washed them, dried them, and it still works...just saying, yours might still be fine.
batosai33 0
time for speakers. i dropped mine in the toilet once (washing hands, fell out of pocket) and it still worked after i let the battery die and hooked it up to my computer.
Gwythinn 0
You wash your hands in the toilet?
Whirling_Kumquat 0
#69- That's exactly what I was thinking! Seriously, I know toilet water is relatively clean after you flush...but I still recommend you use a sink to wash your hands.
RandomDude256 0
you people do realize that it's possible to have a sink next to the toilet?
SynysterWords 0
You Deserve it for owning an iPod Touch. Coulda got a Zune HD. that never woulda happened. your dog clearly has good taste.
Cloudssix 0
Zunes will never be as good, nor as popular as iPods
CJ090 0
That's the mentality of iPod users "do it not for yourself get it because everybody else is" gosh u iPod users are pricks Zune pwns iPod 20x over
amylauren 0
You're an idiot for posting this on FML. Do you not see how it was totally your fault? Like everyone else said, why the hell didn't you buy speakers or leave it on the counter? Bathtubs are slippery and not a good resting place for super expensive electronic things. And it's not like your dog did it on purpose but you probably yelled at him/her anyway.
Ladypartslegit 0
ydi, buy an ihome geez
Chickenpuddin 0
YDI for owning a dog
clockworkrainbow 3
Your dog did you a favor. iPods are awful, just awful. Don't put any electronics near the edge of your tub or anywhere near water. You're just asking for ruined goods. YDI.
Gwythinn 0
YDI for taking a bath with the door open and/or with the dog in the room.
PhillyFox 0
YDI for having the iPod so close to the water. It was bound to happen eventually. Common sense: get some.