Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
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Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
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semmita 0
umm, your dog is a smart dog
busdrivertohell 0
I believe without all this technology, all these poor people would have to be stuck listening to their own thoughts. Where would the world be?
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ForumGuy 0
I Do the same thing, but i close the door so my cats cant get in the bathroom, I also put it on the back of the toilet so if it does fall it anit going near the tube :)
the_stereotype 0
i just listening to myself singing in the shower...although, that probably isn't as pleasant
rawr98 0
YDI, find a cheaper hobby like setting fire to piles of money directly
laughing_zebra 0
Mans best friend... Technology's worst enemy. Ydi
wakawakawaka_fml 0
Seriously, if you're going to do something so stupid, at least put your iPod on the floor or somewhere where it is less likely to fall in. Or lock the door (even just close it tightly so a dog can't get in). Seriously, what did you THINK was going to happen?
dingdingdingding 1
dry your ipod on an oven, for some days it might work alright after that
iJack 0
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NEVER PUT TECHNOLOGY IN OVEN
ohmandapants 17
KK LMFAO. I know a woman who put her laptop in the oven. It melted. Why would you be that stupid?
South_Park_Shay 0
You ever try putting it on the SINK instead? What kind of a Dips**t leaves it on the SIDE OF THE BATHTUB???
seekasmile 0
Good dog
Shuri_fml 6
The dog deserves a treat. :)
iKlonoa 0
I'm on the FML app on my iPod Touch right now. I'm laughing my *** off.