Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
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Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
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semmita 0
umm, your dog is a smart dog
busdrivertohell 0
I believe without all this technology, all these poor people would have to be stuck listening to their own thoughts. Where would the world be?
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Comments (191)
machete_fml 0
SSSSnnnoooooooob
tdd1006 0
YDI for leaving your iPod next to the tub. Buy an iHome, genius.
WowYouFailAtLife 0
Ouch, i totally feel your pain. you may have been taking a bath with an Ipod... but you were being careful, yea? you didnt deserve having the dog murder your music.... thats just harsh. good luck getting Apple to replace it :(
brianjman14 23
lmao
PaperShreds 0
See, your canine friend was simply worried over your common sense and decided to teach you a life lesson. Do not put an iPod near water without a waterproof case. Luckily, your dog seems to be of incredibly high intelligence, higher than yours, at the very least. I say, take advantage of that and market it. Now. I can read the headline already, "Super-smart Dog F*cks up iPods".
No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0
this was your dogs way of saying your music sucks perhaps you should listen to something that wasn't titney queer (Brittney spears)
littlegolferboy 4
Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't think the OP is stupid for wanting to listen to music while taking a bath. I did the exact same thing a while ago, even read a book on it too, and I was worried the whole time I would accidentally drop it in the water. But I didn't.
MaJaMe 0
FYL & YDI. **** your life for your dog screwing up your iPod and relaxation, but you totally deserved it for keeping it in an area where a simple nudge makes it fall into the tub.
sentient 10
the incredibly stupid things pet owners do
BlueberryPies 0
Expensive electronic luxury + unpredictable pets + water = NOT GOOD. Honestly, even if you didn't have a dog, you shouldn't be putting lavish technological equipment anywhere near water. You totally deserved it for being a dumbass.