Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
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Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
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semmita 0
umm, your dog is a smart dog
busdrivertohell 0
I believe without all this technology, all these poor people would have to be stuck listening to their own thoughts. Where would the world be?
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FerrariCake 2
Did your dog give a look that said "next time it'll be a hairdryer, unless I get some snausages pronto."
poeticvibez07 0
1 have you ever heard of a water proof case???? 2 stop neglecting your dog and maybe he won't be destructive
Me_is_Me_fml 0
Why don't you use speakers next time and set it away from your bath.
ToxicMuffin_fml 0
YDI for having an ipod and having it on the side of the tub.
joHnnycsU 0
i tend to hang my ipod OUTSIDE my tub. You fail for not having common sense. And how did a dog get in there anyway? Did you bring it in to watch you take a bath? Or was the bathroom an open invitation to any visitors?
littlemisslee 0
yes, yes OMFG YES! I would kill to see that moment!!
luvbird1 0
lol i think your dog has it out for you!
Tigg3r 3
haha, my dog did almost the same thing. Except he knocked a bottle of maple syrup off of a table. May I please say that my dog is a great dane. Huge dogs so be careful when adopting one of these as a puppy because they may be small now but they will get huge later on. Oh, and be ready to give up your bed.
theonlyknownlink 0
Oooooh almost the same thing happened to my Mom's iPod touch. I was listening to it in the bath (It was on the sink not too far from the bath but far enough away that it wouldn't get splashed or fall in) and I got out dried my hands turned it off put it at the end of the sink (Near the bathbecause I wasn't thinking) and turned around so fast that my towel actually hit it into the bath and I grabbed it so fast it wasn't funny. I dried it, left it standing up to let the water leak out for a few days and turned it on and it was fine. :) I suggest getting speakers for your iPod next time and put it pretty far away so accidents like this don't happen again. :)
brittaunt 0
Oh god thats nothing, my first iPod Touch froze to death, I was walking home from school in the dead of winter (I live in Canada, my bus didnt show up and I live over fourty minutes from my school) and it died like right as I got onto my street. My second one the day I got it, I went biking with a friend and as I turned a corner to a road which I rarely even see cars on it begins to fall out of my pocket so I grab the cord which causes it to fling into the middle of the road just as a car comes and swerves just so that it hits it head on. Now my third one, and this only happened a few days ago I went to the washroom thinking that I probably should have brought my iPod up with me when I drop my pants and, well it turns out I did bring it up. FML