Work: Today, I was stuck in a room with a man who was catching flies....

By anonymous - 22/08/2011 11:04 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in a room with a man who was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the lights out because it was 'stressing out' his flies. FML

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By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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By Fly-Trapping Monster - 14/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I walked past my fly strip while a fly who had been caught, but hadn't yet died, was on it. While I was there, I could hear his frantic buzzing and see his little arms flailing like mad as he tried in vain to escape. Great. Now I feel like shit for putting these things up. What kind of a monster am I? FML

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By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By SEND HELP - 09/11/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I keep killing flies in my room, probably dozens on a daily basis, and yet every day there seems to be more of them. I have to sleep backwards in my bed so the droning of the fan drowns out the buzzing noise, or else I can't sleep. Even then, I sometimes jump awake when one lands on my ear, which is often. FML

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Flies gonna fly

By Defeated - 10/10/2022 16:40 - United States

Today, I've become so accustomed to having flies in my house that I just gave up on getting rid of them. I only kill the ones that repeatedly land on my face or, worst of all, in my ears. Especially when they get stuck in my hair. FML

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By anonymous - 29/06/2016 03:11 - United States - Charlton

Today, for the third day in a row, I have been volunteered to kill and dispose of the bugs entering my apartment. I live with two "manly" men who can't use a flyswatter. FML

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By JustAnotherFML23 - 04/09/2013 01:32 - United States - Seattle

Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, I was at work and a lady screamed at my manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired because I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML

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By Disgusted - 04/02/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

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By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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xrainbowshadowx 17

Monday 22 August 2011 15:57

And why exactly were you stuck in a room with a guy like that?

your_ma 27

Monday 22 August 2011 15:56

What a proper mental!

Comments

hahalaughing 0

Monday 22 August 2011 17:37

chill man. flies dont like stress.(;

upyourzlolz 11

Monday 22 August 2011 17:40

You didn't know light stresses out flies? Come on, have respect for them.

tj4234 35

Monday 22 August 2011 17:58

did he catch them with a chopstick? man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything...

oops_im_fucked 8

Monday 22 August 2011 18:01

Ydi for not thinking of the flies.

THRASHtillDEATH 6

Monday 22 August 2011 18:09

holy Fvck. XD

DownWithSebster 9

Monday 22 August 2011 18:15

You should've joined him haha

lh2014 7

Monday 22 August 2011 18:36

where do you work/live that you are in contact with these ppl?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Masii 3

Monday 22 August 2011 18:41

Only bruce lee can do that.

madibrielle212 0

Monday 22 August 2011 18:55

"oh! Turn off the light?!... I thought you said squish! My bad!"

PutItIn 8

Monday 22 August 2011 18:59

I would be creeped out if there was enough flies in a room to be able to collect.

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