By Dashofweak - 26/04/2016 16:17 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I did the math and discovered that every year, I pay the equivalent cost of a luxury car to a college that can't even keep rats out of the dorms. FML
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ShleeG 23
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Soooooo... fuck college, buy a car? That's what you're saying, right?

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vXzombiXv 6
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I think what he is saying is that he feels that he is overpaying...

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ShleeG 23
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Soooooo... fuck college, buy a car? That's what you're saying, right?

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vXzombiXv 6
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I think what he is saying is that he feels that he is overpaying...

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Mathalamus 24

or underpaying.

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capnjacksparrow 7
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No. Dont buy a car. What hes saying is by SEVERAL very very nice cars.

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deathrise007 22
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You may be able to talk to the Dean of Student Affairs about the situation and get it taken care of for free. Good luck OP

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monkeytater96 23
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Well I pay more in the ROTC housing than civilian residents and they haven't fixed the toilet that broke last semester. Last semester they finally came and changed light bulbs after half less than half were left working and both bathrooms had no light at all.... We even clean our own dorms so there's no need for a paid janitor. Yet we still pay more. Oh and we have high ranking officials (military officers) come and inspect to make sure we have no food so they don't have to worry about paying for exterminating rats. We pay schools way to much money for useless degrees and shitty housing. Builds "character" they say.

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dancerr45 7
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While I agree that we way over pay for a college education, degrees are not useless. They don't hold as much weight or guarantee you what they used to, but they are not useless. If you think undergrad is bad, just imagine the costs of grad schools.

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Br0k3nch4r4ct3r 11
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@5, my school is doing the exact same thing. the kicker is, according to the 15 year master plan, we are still getting a new library building in 10 years anyway, and our new 5 million plus one they are redoing this year will be removed. But hey, we can't wait 10 years, and fuck those starving kids in Africa. *sarcasm*

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chidexy 21
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there are starving kids everywhere you know

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Steve97 32

Funny thing is as the years pass college tuition goes up, but the value of a luxury car will plummet.

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kfchicken 31
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so what you're saying is either way you lose ?

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TWayne95 13

That's why I didn't go to college I got into the linework trade straight outta high school. Or maybe my low gpa was the cause of that. But I like the tuition cost excuse better

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juuuliaaa_fml 21

I would be talking to someone. Your paying to much money for rats.

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philipino 24
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buy a luxury car and sleep in it lol

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CaityMandy 10
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My college is 60,000 a year but you can't buy very good luxury cars with that

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1991stealth 21
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$60k can get you TONS of good luxury cars.... Cadillac's, GMC's, Lincoln's, Buick's, etc... I'm guessing you are rich and driving Bentleys around in college..

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CaityMandy 10
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No, asshole. I don't even own a car

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cledry00 6
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At first I thought you said "I did meth"...

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singer0421 32
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Is this someone from Wartburg??

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