Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, while trying to sexily wash my man in the shower, I dropped the body wash bottle. The pump grazed my nipple, making it bleed. As if that didn't kill the mood, I now have a Star Wars bandaid on my boob. FML
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Top comments
lilikawaii 6
I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(
ClassyCommando 13
We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!
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Comments (106)
vi3tno_romeo 5
Obviously u need new ones...I can imagine how long you've had that..
coried91 28
I have bought a bra before and the next day the wire decided to come out of hiding and bug me all day. It doesn't necessarily mean they're old when that happens. They might need to buy a better quality bra.
HeartOnSleeves 8
IMPOSSIBLE! A bra is a betraying best friend you trust with your prized possession.. but they go and betray you..
M0NK3Yz 2
did it pop
lucyinthesky420 10
Yes.
janeyboo07 11
My bra does that to me a lot. Sometimes the next day I'll bring the bra to school with me and sneak into the boys bathroom and hang it in one of the stalls.
Becca_BooP 8
That's a little slutty don't you think?
wittygirl 8
Well I think it's clever they can practice with it . Wait this sounds familiar ...hmm
NickKuiper 8
...can you come to my school?
lucyinthesky420 10
Cool story, bro.
cryssycakesx3 23
this seems very pointless to me. guess. been outta school for too long.
hippie_lover123 6
happened to me!
disengaged 6
My bra wires snap regularly, once I had to go to emergency because it pierced my boob about two inches deep...
clumsy94 8
Hate when that happens -.-!
franwins0827 7
Ugh, happened to me once. Nothing like sneaking into the ladies' room at work to tear out the underwires our of a bra.
alexicanaaa 7
Poor thing. Nbd.
death_prevails 6
I feel for you.... Because getting stabbed with a knife would've added just that little bit of oomph. Next time, carry one with you just in case