Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, while trying to sexily wash my man in the shower, I dropped the body wash bottle. The pump grazed my nipple, making it bleed. As if that didn't kill the mood, I now have a Star Wars bandaid on my boob. FML
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Top comments
lilikawaii 6
I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(
ClassyCommando 13
We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!
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Comments (106)
JustDerpin 11
@21 Because its Kayla bitch!
zebralover23 14
Happens to all girls I think
mynameispickle 0
The joys of womanhood!
AsHlEy1219 0
I agree go with the sports bra if you have the boobs
MsConfusedd 27
Guys have it so good...
KiddNYC1O 22
Yes, yes we do.
AllieGee 9
I know that feeling all to well...
boredfishing 0
Is it ok? Show me where it hurts?
Fluhz 6
Aaaa!
someone3225 2
Solution! Get rid of bras entirely solving this unreasonable shenanigans!
Cablo_Gubla 2
I am firmly against any harm coming to breasts. They should be gently caressed and/or suckled upon, not stabbed.