Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, while trying to sexily wash my man in the shower, I dropped the body wash bottle. The pump grazed my nipple, making it bleed. As if that didn't kill the mood, I now have a Star Wars bandaid on my boob. FML
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Top comments
lilikawaii 6
I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(
ClassyCommando 13
We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!
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Comments (106)
PlaidPanda 9
Thank god I have 'the chest of a ten year old' lol! I'm a b cup and go braless A LOT... It's comfy for not painful, and my boobs are still perky.
kimmi41509 10
That happens to me too. It doesn't really "stab" it just pokes! I think OP is over-exaggerating there.
TrinityisLife 22
I've had it happen at work and had to cut out the wire in a corner of the pharmacy while praying that no one would walk over there.
carlistar27 10
I hate when that happens and generally it happens to me in the middle of a tennis match so I have to take it out or be stabbed repeatedly
honeycutt8729 8
I always hated wearing a bra, but it was because I could never find one to fit my Ds comfortably. My solution was not wearing one, and they still look good. ;)
Anubis_81 21
Bras suck. Let those puppies out!
SoultheWolf 19
This is why I was told, (by about 90% of women I know) to NEVER use wired bras.
ghashlycrumbs 8
Ouch ouch ouch! I hate when that happens!
seriouslythat 6
T-shirt bras are amazing too. :)
Melinie 7
This is why I own only "wire-less" bras. They feel way better, OP.